Beer, beer all around me
And not a drop to drink. For me at least.
Just a reminder that I am in Hell.
It was quite a different situation than I usually find myself in. Sitting in a bar, watching pitcher of beer go back and forth and not a single glass being poured for me. I watched the effect of alcohol slowly take over the way people spoke and acted. Some words were beginning to be slurred and the speed of which they spoke slowed down.
And there I was, the impartial sober guy watching it all unfold.
The strangest thing was that I think I was getting tired because I wasn't drinking. It was a long week but I shouldn't feel out of it at 10pm.
I had a good time, but would have rather been in the fray tossing brews back like there was no tomorrow. I miss my friend beer. But seeing everyone together to celebrateGambino Sidecar and Jodi's birthdays was nice. I hope they enjoy the CDs I created for them.
Things I learned last night was the Kim should have her own cooking show. Listening to her make something would be hilarious as it is all "mash the crap out of it, and pour the carmel shit on top". Jodi spells camel toe with a Y. And watching girls basketball is interesting only when their is absolutely nothing else on TV.
I miss dial-a-shots too. Thus I have come up with a solution. I need me a proxy, a stand in.
I need a drink double. Someone to do the shot for me during my time away. I need voluteers to drink my alchohol. I will pay for the drink, you just need to shoot it. Where else are you going to have someone else buy you shots?
Just a reminder that I am in Hell.
It was quite a different situation than I usually find myself in. Sitting in a bar, watching pitcher of beer go back and forth and not a single glass being poured for me. I watched the effect of alcohol slowly take over the way people spoke and acted. Some words were beginning to be slurred and the speed of which they spoke slowed down.
And there I was, the impartial sober guy watching it all unfold.
The strangest thing was that I think I was getting tired because I wasn't drinking. It was a long week but I shouldn't feel out of it at 10pm.
I had a good time, but would have rather been in the fray tossing brews back like there was no tomorrow. I miss my friend beer. But seeing everyone together to celebrate
Things I learned last night was the Kim should have her own cooking show. Listening to her make something would be hilarious as it is all "mash the crap out of it, and pour the carmel shit on top". Jodi spells camel toe with a Y. And watching girls basketball is interesting only when their is absolutely nothing else on TV.
I miss dial-a-shots too. Thus I have come up with a solution. I need me a proxy, a stand in.
I need a drink double. Someone to do the shot for me during my time away. I need voluteers to drink my alchohol. I will pay for the drink, you just need to shoot it. Where else are you going to have someone else buy you shots?
posted by StB at 7:46 AM
2 Comments:
Thanks for the cd! Who is the person doing the singing?? It is kinda fun trying to figure out the songs, a few of them took me half the song to figure out what the real song was.
Sounds like fun job to be your drinking assistant. I'm with DJW, tho. SoCo does nasty shit to my system. My mom's the same way, so there's gotta be something genetic there.
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