No green here

I couldn't help but notice that the worst morning team in Milwaukee (that would be Lynch & Meyers on the Brew. That chick has the most annoying voice on radio!) was broadcasting live, on St. Patty's Day from- wait for it- an Indian casino? WTF? Plus, they were serving green eggs and ham. Uh, yeah. I am sure all those Mcwhoevers and O'somebodys are going there to drink.

I also refuse to wear green, act Irish for a day, or hoist a Guinness. No offense Iggy. Actually if I could drink the Guinness I would happily do so but then again I WOULDN'T BE IN HELL NOW WOULD I? I don't go for any of this fake drinking stuff. I used to be a professional. *sigh* Used to.

Hey, since I am sober and one of the few that wasn't up late last night either drinking, jamming to bands, or watching basketball, I will answer some comments (which basically means I have nothing better to say).

Anonymous asked if anyone where I work reads this stuff.-
First, be happy I actually respond to this. You should leave a name.
Identify yourself. Unless maybe you are someone I work with...hmm?
Anyhoo, as far as I know, nope, no one at work reads this. If they did, I
am sure they would confront me. I know at least one person who used to
read my poker blog, but I don't
think he does anymore. Guess I bored him to death. Actually he reads
occasionally. If someone did ask, I would probably dodge the
question. For the most part, I rather not have a bunch of people at my
workplace reading this. For what I do, it may not look good. I
rarely make comments about people at work or what I do. The way I see it,
it could lead to trouble down the line.

La Deuce (that is Spanish for "the deuce". See those years of Spanish in
high school pay off, even though the teach was a crotchity old fart who
once bitched me out because I wouldn't see candy bar so some bitches could
to on a free trip to Mexico, I did learn enough to order at a Mexican
restaurant) pointed out the part about being able to take a "nip" on Sundays
if I am extremely hard up. Yes, I had seen that. The "free" Sunday
rule. Since Sundays don't count in the whole Lent thing, it can be
interpreted that whatever you have given up, you may partake in on a
Sunday. I thought about that but decided to remain steadfast. I can
make it, no problem. It is only how many days? *as he looks up at the
counter on the top of the screen*

So all your damn lucky drunk bastards better go have some fun tonight. I may
just have to dole out some dial-a-sodas! HA!